Good Riddance to Dan The Crook Snyder

It is with great fanfare, jubilation, and elation that fans of the Washington Commanders bid Adieu to the worst human being that ever owned an NFL team as news of the pending sale of the storied franchise becomes a reality. To replace the crookedness and toxicity of Dan The Crook Snyder are some very high caliber new owners like Josh Harris, Mitchell Rales, and Magic Johnson. Here at Punditry, we would like to say good riddance to Dan The Crook Snyder. We hope we never, ever again hear of his name until a two-liners on page 27 of the Washington Post informing fans he has finally met his maker.

Going forward, it is our hope that the Commanders would rise again to new heights and compete with honor and purpose. All the while, no longer beholden to Snyder’s grotesque mannerism, a businessman who built his whole empire on cheating every person in America who used to dial long distance during the AT&T and MCI duopoly.

Now that the Commanders have honorable new owners known for their ethics in sports and industrial business, the team is on its way up from the nightmare of Dan Snyder.

NO ONE TAUGHT SNYDER RIGHT FROM WRONG

For more on how Snyder made his money, read this blog. In brief, at the height of competition between AT&T and MCI for long distance customers, Snyder switched MCI customers to AT&T without their knowledge by forging signatures on hundreds of thousands of contracts, and then went back to MCI to switch the same customers back to AT&T.

Snyder never paid any significant price for his elaborate scheme to cheat many people of their hard-earned money, which never included imprisonment as an option.

Talk about immorality. We wonder what his parents think of him.

During his tenure, some of the best coaches left the Commanders system to find success on other teams. Matt LaFleur at Green Bay, Kyle Shanahan of the San Francisco 49ers, and Sean McVey of the Los Angeles Rams. Now that he is gone, watch for these coaches to spill the beans on his faulty and crooked character. Everyone in the organization, past or present, has the right to take a swipe at Dan The Crook Snyder. He sure earned it.

We also know, for a fact, that some of the best players in the NFL refused to even entertain an offer from the Commanders as long as Dan The Crook Snyder ran the organization. That’s how bad it got under his toxic tutelage.

Now that the Commanders have honorable new owners known for their ethics in sports and industrial business, the team is on its way up from the nightmare of Dan Snyder.

So, let us all rejoice. And Hail to the Commanders.

Good Riddance to Dan The Crook Snyder